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zagreus: florianesque: yanderemoth: Kinda fucked up how cis women are allowed to abandon feminity...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:11:22 -0400

florianesque:

yanderemoth:

Kinda fucked up how cis women are allowed to abandon feminity in the name of feminism but trans women are forced to adopt it just to be recognized as women

even worse is when cis feminists accuse trans women who overperform femininity for safety of being tools of the patriarchy, and trans women who underperform femininity for ANY reason (including abandoning it in the name of feminism) fakers.

projection: happy pride they’re lesbians

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:11:23 -0400

projection:

happy pride they’re lesbians

googlebus: if I find out family guy is problematic I am going to be so pissed off

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:10:28 -0400

googlebus:

if I find out family guy is problematic I am going to be so pissed off

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:10:18 -0400

thebootydiaries:2005: emo2015: emo renaissance

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:10:06 -0400

thebootydiaries:

2005: emo
2015: emo renaissance

pancakeke: unmovinggreatlibrary: the-foley-knoll-horror: panc...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:09:42 -0400

pancakeke:

unmovinggreatlibrary:

the-foley-knoll-horror:

pancakeke:

megatome:

pancakeke:

discsfine:

pancakeke:

my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!

reblog to steal her bones

NO

we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones

STOP!!

They took the whole skellington

Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.

I love how you can’t say “first person”

dronevariations: arnber: morrison↓

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:09:42 -0400

dronevariations:

arnber:

morrison↓

hormoneinjections: idk how to like make a post like this but yesterday my sister had an almost two...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:09:42 -0400

hormoneinjections:

idk how to like make a post like this but yesterday my sister had an almost two hour long seizure after having a fever for 3 days we now know she has swelling in her brain and she’s being treated for meningitis we’re just waiting for like meds to work and take the swelling down so like prayers are greatly appreciated and there’s a gofundme set up for her too reblogs are appreciated thank you

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:29:27 -0400

tiddies so big call her boobonic plague

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:38:24 -0400

Hi there! I didn’t ask for this

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:37:27 -0400

rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag: I’m so despacito I’m literally going on...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:29:02 -0400

rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag:

rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag:

I’m so despacito I’m literally going on omegle for friends

my phone autocorrected desperate to despacito I love this timeline

24cr: first time i’m early!happy 14th birthday, Yume Nikki. and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:38:39 -0400

24cr:

first time i’m early!
happy 14th birthday, Yume Nikki. and thank you, Madotsuki. for everything.

monkeysky: please refrain from levitating when you touch the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:38:07 -0400

monkeysky:

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:18:45 -0400

pinkie-whitelloon: aeonlamb: when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 15:16:03 -0400

pinkie-whitelloon:

aeonlamb:

when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the sky

#[user] has joined the server everyone give them a warm welcome! #entire chat: F

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:08:33 -0400

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fun fact! the producer of shrek based Lord Farquaad on his evil former boss, the CEO of disney, Michael Eisner. They even look the fucking same

in real life Eisner is pretty tall. on the other hand, the shrek producer, Jeffrey Katzenberg, is quite short . Eisner, being an asshole, once infamously said of Katenzberg, “I think I hate that little midget.”

so 5′0″ Katzenberg went and turned his asshole boss into a little person named Lord Fuckwad

yeah

Marvel's Editor-In-Chief Really Wishes We Could All Just Forget Him Pretending to Be Japanese

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:06:29 -0400

Marvel's Editor-In-Chief Really Wishes We Could All Just Forget Him Pretending to Be Japanese:

ayellowbirds:

espanolbot2:

Really? It’d be a shame if everyone kept circulated this story and reminded people until he leaves.

Remember, this isn’t just a matter of a pen name. He invented a whole damn person, lied to colleagues and supervisors told them that he was receiving work from this person, and pointed to the nonexistent writer as an example of the diversity and inclusiveness at Marvel—while using the lie to write some of the most godawful stereotypical shit about Japanese characters, protecting himself by claiming it was a Japanese person writing it.

pr1nceshawn:Nice Shot!

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:04:23 -0400

pr1nceshawn:

Nice Shot!

lightoftwelveangels: eternal-garbage-void: miss-malaphor: haiku-robot: hermoninee-granger: onio...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:00:19 -0400

lightoftwelveangels:

eternal-garbage-void:

miss-malaphor:

haiku-robot:

hermoninee-granger:

oniongentleman:

steftastan:

maverikloki:

penbrydd:

leonawriter:

everylineeverystory:

soggywarmpockets:

rnatthewgraygublers:

melancholicmarionette:

emmablackeru:

tassiekitty:

ranetree:

extravagantshoes:

cellostargalactica:

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU

ADDITIONALLY:

YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’

IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.

ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME

‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’

THANK YOU

BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE

BREATH - THE NOUN FORM

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY

WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)

DEFIANT - RESISTANT
DEFINITE - CERTAIN

WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)

WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING

BAWL- TO SOB/CRY

BALL- A FUCKING BALL

YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT

AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.

THANK YOU.

*slams reblog*

IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.

SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’)
SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE

IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.

CAN I ADD TO THIS TOO?

IT’S NOT ‘COULD OF’, THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER. IT’S ‘COULD HAVE’. SAME APPLIES TO ‘SHOULD HAVE’.

And this is why my students look at me as though I’m the devil when I try to tell them that no i’m not lying this really is a thing

IT’S ‘COULDN’T CARE LESS’ NOT ‘COULD CARE LESS’ IF YOU COULD CARE LESS THAT MEANS YOU CARE

it’s ‘couldn’t care less’ not
‘could care less’ if you could care
less that means you care

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Please check out Homophones Weakly.

It’s a treasure trove.

And a goddamn delight.

ALSO

APART MEANS SPLIT UP OR TAKEN FROM

A PART MEANS SOMETHING THAT IS INCLUDED WITH OTHERS

THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

TO ADD ON

LOOSE MEANS NOT FIXED FIRMLY IN PLACE OR EASILY DETACHABLE

LOSE MEANS YOU CANT FUCKIN FIND SOMETHING

GET IT RIGHT

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zagreus: florianesque: yanderemoth: Kinda fucked up how cis women are allowed to abandon feminity...

projection: happy pride they’re lesbians

googlebus: if I find out family guy is problematic I am going to be so pissed off

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thebootydiaries:2005: emo2015: emo renaissance

pancakeke: unmovinggreatlibrary: the-foley-knoll-horror: panc...

dronevariations: arnber: morrison↓

hormoneinjections: idk how to like make a post like this but yesterday my sister had an almost two...

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tiddies so big call her boobonic plague

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rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag: I’m so despacito I’m literally going on...

24cr: first time i’m early!happy 14th birthday, Yume Nikki. and...

monkeysky: please refrain from levitating when you touch the...

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pinkie-whitelloon: aeonlamb: when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the...

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: fun fact! the producer of shrek...

Marvel's Editor-In-Chief Really Wishes We Could All Just Forget Him Pretending to Be Japanese

pr1nceshawn:Nice Shot!

lightoftwelveangels: eternal-garbage-void: miss-malaphor: haiku-robot: hermoninee-granger: onio...

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